somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
Oh it’d sure be a shame if any monsters came knocking at my window to ask me to be their date on Halloween…oh nooo, not that, I’d absolutely hate for such a thing to happen…the horror…
Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
This one goes out to everyone who haunts their hometown like they're some kind of local cryptid
I'd like to thank @laurenfoxmakesthings for the tips she has given me on halftoning! Also a shoutout to the Norwegian newspaper that ran an article on UFOs just called ??????????, 11/10 reporting.
